eldercow's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 488 (From 68 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,045 Points

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Abobo's Big Adventure

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Auto-Assault Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 01 - Eat kid

Choices Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 00E - Use a continue

No Mercy Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Soap On A Dope Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? Unlocked 1/19/12
5 Points 04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Beardy Basher Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Ironic Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Mega Blast Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Patience Unlocked 12 days ago
10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy 10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Pro Wrestler Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage Unlocked 12 days ago
10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter Unlocked 12 days ago
10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not Unlocked 1/19/12
10 Points 01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You Unlocked 12 days ago
25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt Unlocked 12 days ago
25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power Unlocked 1/19/12
25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama Unlocked 1/19/12
50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin Unlocked 1/19/12
50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 64/100 (915/2,000 points)

Africa Dudes

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There Unlocked 11/22/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Armed Prophet

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Alien Juice Unlocked 2/25/10
10 Points Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.

Zombie Meat Unlocked 2/25/10
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.

Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)

Babies Dream...

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PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/25/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/25/10
5 Points Enter a rift.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.

HAPPY FAMILY Unlocked 2/25/10
10 Points Finish the first level for each character.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER Unlocked 2/25/10
25 Points Finish Fuzor's story.

SINGULAR SPEED Unlocked 2/25/10
25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

THE QUEST TO BECOME Unlocked 2/25/10
25 Points Finish Naaij's story.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/450 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

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Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/25/09
25 Points Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/24/09
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert

Playboy Unlocked 10/25/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy Unlocked 10/24/09
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/25/09
100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)

Burrito Bison Revenge

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The way the cookie crumbles Unlocked 12 days ago
5 Points Beat the crap out of the first opponent!

Bad boy, bad! Unlocked 12 days ago
10 Points Beat the crap out of the second opponent!

Terminated 25 Points Beat the crap out of the third opponent!

+99 LCK 50 Points Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!

Robbing the robbers Unlocked 12 days ago
50 Points Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!

To infinity and beyond! 50 Points Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!

Power junkie 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max!

Yes, sir! 100 Points Complete all missions!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

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Whiskered Away Unlocked 11 days ago
5 Points Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/21/09
5 Points Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Communist in Space

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Qvit Stalin 5 Points Start already!

Liberated Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points Beat the game

Over 9000 Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/105 points)

Concerned Joe

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Gotcha Unlocked 2/1/12
5 Points Screw up in level 5

Jailed 5 Points Manage to trap yourself

Look silly Unlocked 2/1/12
5 Points Do what the title says

U mad 5 Points Find the troll face

Dance off 10 Points Start a rave party

Fabulous 10 Points You'll know it when you see it

Villain 10 Points Grow a mustache

Impossible 25 Points Somehow die in the menu

Maniac 25 Points Jump 100 times in the tutorial level

Superhero 25 Points Find the secret cape

Cure 50 Points Find the cure for your disease

Sonic 50 Points Be faster than the elevator

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)

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